THE TIGER WOODS STORY THROUGH ANOTHER PRISM

Recently I was involved in an incident that I don't wish to speak of, particularly not to pedestrian flatfoots who think they're entitled to see the inside of my house. This is a private matter, and just because it happened on a public street and I left shattered glass on the ground and a hint of scandal in the air doesn't give anyone with a badge the right to conduct a routine investigation. I have a personal security staff to deal with things like this, the nature of which I'm not saying, and I don't see what the law has to do with me anyway, since I live in a gated tax haven. How the police got past the guardhouse is something my people will be looking into.