SPEARS’ BODYGUARD COMES OFF AS LOOSE CANNON

Being around Britney Spears can cause quite the wild scene — even resulting in a foot injury or two — but Brit's new bodyguard is crazazy! Brit reunited with Mom early in the day, but later madness ensued.

TMZ cameras caught Brit's new bodyguard — who also used to work for Lindsay — almost hitting paps with an SUV! Doesn't he know Britney dates likes the paps? She's a singer — not the freakin' President!