NEW LINEUP UNVEILED FOR ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’

Greetings once again, DANCMSTRs. ABC announces the season 10 cast of Dancing with the Stars during tonight’s Bachelor finale. Heavily rumored ballroom noobs include Pamela Anderson (pictured — wardrobe will need to order extra-giant sequins to cover her special disco balls), Kate Gosselin, Shannen Doherty, and Cincinati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.