MOVIES
OPENING THIS WEEK
ACTION REPLAYY
Hoping to revive his parents' wilting marriage, a young man (Aditya Roy Kapoor) time-trips back to the 1970s, trying to make their budding romance bloom, in this Indian drama featuring Aishwarya Rai ("Bride & Prejudice") and Akshay Kumar ("Chandni Chowk to China"). Vipul Amrutlal Shah ("London Dreams") directs. In Hindi, with English subtitles. (135 min.) NR.
DUE DATE
FOR COLORED GIRLS
Kimberly Elise, Janet Jackson, Loretta Devine, Thandie Newton, Anika Noni Rose, Kerry Washington, Phylicia Rashad and Whoopi Goldberg headline writer-director Tyler Perry's adaptation of Ntozake Shange's award-winning 1975 play "for colored girls who have considered suicide/ when the rainbow is enuf," which explores the intertwined lives of nine very different women. At multiple locations. (120 min.) R; disturbing violence including rape, sexual situations, profanity.
MEGAMIND
In this animated romp, the title supervillain (voiced by Will Ferrell) finds his life a bit pointless when he no longer has to battle his good-guy nemesis, Metro Man (voiced by Brad Pitt). Tina Fey, Jonah Hill, Ben Stiller and David Cross round out the starring vocal cast for "Madagascar" director Tom McGrath. At multiple locations; in 3-D and IMAX 3D at select locations. (96 min.) PG; action, some profanity.
TILL MY HEARTACHES END
In this Filipino romance, sparks fly between a star real estate salesman (Gerald Anderson) and an aspiring nurse (Kim Chiu) who hopes to join her mother in America -- until their careers threaten their growing bond. In Tagalog. At Village Square. (110 min.) NR.
ALREADY IN THEATERS
Movies are rated on a letter-grade scale, from A to F. Opinions by R-J movie critic Carol Cling (C.C.) are indicated by initials. Other opinions are from wire service critics.
ALPHA AND OMEGA
(C-) Two wolves at opposite ends of their pack's social order (voiced by Justin Long and Hayden Panetierre), transferred to an Idaho park, must work together to find their way home to Canada in an animated adventure that boasts advanced 3-D but a script that's a let-down in the humor and heart department. (88 min.) PG; rude humor, mild action.
CASE 39
(D+) A social worker (Renee Zellweger) fights to save a girl ("Twilight Saga: Eclipse's" Jodelle Ferland) from her abusive parents, only to discover that the situation is more dangerous than she ever expected, in a long-delayed chiller featuring Bradley Cooper and Ian McShane. An ineffective horror movie, full of cheap jolts and ho-hum effects; the scariest thing about it is how Zellweger's career has deteriorated. (109 min.) R; violence and terror, disturbing images.
CATFISH
(B+) Hooked: Filmmakers Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost follow Ariel's brother Nev, a New York photographer, and Abby, an 8-year-old Michigan girl who contacted Nev via Facebook, requesting permission to make a painting from one of his photographs. The result is a movie that moves from comedy to romance to places beyond that we shouldn't mention. Is it true? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, "Catfish" remains well worth catching. (94 min.) PG-13; some sexual references.
CONVICTION
(B-) When her ne'er-do-well brother (Sam Rockwell) goes to prison for a murder he didn't commit, a high-school dropout (double Oscar-winner Hilary Swank) goes back to college and earns a law degree so she can prove his innocence. This fact-based drama may be a great story, but it's not exactly great storytelling; not content to let the facts speak for themselves, "Conviction" undercuts its dramatic power with only-in-Hollywood contrivances. Fortunately, powerhouse performances from Swank and Rockwell (along with standout support from, among others, Juliette Lewis, Minnie Driver and Ari Graynor) save the day. (107 min.) R; profanity, violent images. (C.C.)
DESPICABLE ME
(B) Assisted by a legion of jabbering, goggle-eyed Minions, the villainous Gru (voiced by Steve Carell) plots to outwit a nerdy rival (voiced by Jason Segel) by committing the world's most dastardly crime -- until a trio of adorable orphan girls changes his focus from bad to dad in a cheeky computer-animated tale that combines impish slapstick humor and expert use of 3-D. (95 min.) PG; rude humor, mild action. (C.C.)
DEVIL
(C) M. Night Shyamalan indulges his preachy side as creator and producer (but not screenwriter or director) of this quasi-religious supernatural thriller, a tidy tale about Satan himself picking off folks (Geoffrey Arend, Bojana Novakovic, Bokeem Woodbine, Jenny O'Hara, Logan Marshall-Green) trapped in an elevator in a Philadelphia high-rise while cops and security guards (Chris Messina, Jacob Vargas, Matt Craven) look on in horror via closed-circuit TV. (80 min.) PG-13; violence and disturbing images, thematic material, profanity, sexual references.
EASY A
(B) A sarcastic, witty teen ("Zombieland's" winning Emma Stone) uses her high school's rumor mill to enhance her bad-girl reputation when word gets around that she's no longer a virgin. This smart, sassy teen comedy (featuring Amanda Bynes, "Hellcats' Aly Michalka and "Gossip Girl's" Penn Badgley) hearkens back to those golden '80s days of John Hughes -- right down to scene-stealing adult performances from the likes of Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci and Lisa Kudrow. (93 min.) PG-13; mature thematic elements involving teen sexuality, profanity, drug material. (C.C.)
EAT PRAY LOVE
(C) When she discovers that she's not as happily married as she thought, a writer (a decorative, if hardly deep, Julia Roberts) embarks on an international quest to find herself. Along the way, she finds a few others -- including scene-stealers Javier Bardem and Richard Jenkins -- in a slick adaptation of Elizabeth Gilbert's best-selling memoir from writer-director Ryan Murphy ("Glee"). A picturesque but far from profound, this asks us to accompany a privileged protagonist who's too wrapped up in herself to appreciate her blessings -- or make us feel her pain. (133 min.) PG-13; brief profanity, sexual references, male rear nudity. (C.C.)
THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET'S NEST
(C) In the snoozy final (made-in-Sweden) chapter of Stiegg Larsson's best-selling trilogy, computer hacker Lisbeth Salander (the furious Noomi Rapace) is hospitalized with a bullet to the head -- and awaiting trial for murder, leaving it up to journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Michael Nyqvist) to prove her innocence. Watching Lisbeth stuck in a confined space is like seeing Superman trapped in a phone booth: It's a blueprint for a mighty boring movie. In Swedish with English subtitles. (148 min.) R; strong violence, sexual material, brief profanity.
HEREAFTER
(B) Director Clint Eastwood's psychological drama focuses on a blue-collar American (Matt Damon) with a special connection to the afterlife, a French journalist (Cecile de France) who survives a near-death experience and a London schoolboy (twins George and Frankie McLaren) desperate to connect with his dead brother. Not the emotional knockout it might have been, but this thematic departure for Eastwood nevertheless showcases his trademark easy, elegant storytelling. (129 min.) PG-13; mature thematic elements, including disturbing disaster and accident images, brief profanity.
HUBBLE 3D
(B) Star trek: Seven astronauts aboard the space shuttle Atlantis attempt to repair the Hubble telescope -- resulting in more dazzling images from the farthest reaches of space -- in an IMAX 3D documentary that's about as close as most of us ever will get to a trip into the cosmos. (40 min.) G; all ages.
INCEPTION
(B) Pretzel logic: "Dark Knight" writer-director Christopher Nolan's intriguingly twisty sci-fi thriller focuses on a team of dream raiders, led by heartbreak-haunted Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio), who must test their expertise when they're hired to plant an idea in the mind of a dying industrialist's heir (Cillian Murphy). Slyly witty Joseph Gordon-Levitt, whip-smart Ellen Page and femme fatale Marion Cotillard provide invaluable support, but it's Nolan's mind-bending visions that dominate this three-dimensional puzzle of a movie. (148 min.) PG-13; violence, action. (C.C.)
IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY
(C+) Kind of an OK movie: A clinically depressed teen ("United States of Tara's" bland Keir Gilchrist) checks himself into a psychiatric ward and gets a new view of life from his fellow patients -- played by, among others, Emma Roberts and a dialed-down Zach Galifianakis, whose sensitive performance is by far the best reason to see this middling comedy-drama. Usually insightful filmmakers Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden ("Sugar," "Half Nelson") have good intentions, but their approach is far too tidy for the kind of emotional anguish they're addressing. (101 min.) PG-13; mature themes, sexual content, drug material, profanity. (C.C.)
JACKASS 3D
(C) Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O and the rest of the "Jackass" gang are comin' at you with a third big-screen round of in-your-face mayhem that's even more in-your-face than ever before, thanks to 3-D. But more often than not, this installment (directed, as always, by Jeff Tremaine) doesn't take advantage of its visual potential; very little occurs in "Jackass 3D" that wouldn't have sufficed in 2-D. (94 min.) R; male nudity, extremely crude and dangerous stunts throughout, profanity.
LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS: THE OWLS OF GA'HOOLE
(C+) Director Zack Snyder ("300," "Watchmen") switches from live-action to animation with this adventure (based on books by children's author Kathryn Lasky) about a kidnapped owlet (voiced by Jim Sturgess) caught up in an epic battle between the noble Guardian owls and the evil Pure Ones. A derivative script and sequences too scary for little kids undermine the classy vocal cast (Helen Mirren, Geoffrey Rush, Sam Neill, Hugo Weaving and Anthony LaPaglia) and stunning visuals that look even more stunning in 3-D and IMAX 3D. (90 min.) PG; scary action.
LET ME IN
(B) A bullied boy ("The Road's" Kodi Smit-McPhee) befriends a young vampire girl ("Kick-Ass' " Chloe Moretz), living in secrecy with her enigmatic guardian (Richard Jenkins), in an English-language revamp of 2008's Swedish vampire tale "Let the Right One In." Director Matt Reeves ("Cloverfield") amps up the explicit violence, unnecessarily, but retains the original's intensity, stillness and strange sweetness, as two lonely misfits strengthen each other, despite the sad realization that their friendship can't possibly last. (115 min.) R; strong bloody horror violence, profanity, brief sexual situations.
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
(C) Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel play mismatched singles forced together when their mutual best friends die in an accident -- and name them guardians of their baby daughter, leading to antics with diapers, anxious speeches over kitchen sinks and (Spoiler Alert!) gradual heartwarming toward each other and their makeshift family. Heigl and Duhamel have looks and chemistry; they're pleasant to watch, which is more than we can say for this overly familiar comedy. (113 min.) PG-13; sexual material, profanity, drug content.
MADEMOISELLE CHAMBON
(B) In this award-winning French drama, a married construction worker ("Pour Elle's" Vincent Lindon) falls for his young son's beguiling teacher (Sandrine Kiberlain). It may not sound like much, but this is a remarkably moving effort, thanks to two superbly down-to-earth performances that make it easy to see ourselves in this lonely woman and hard-working, emotionally muted man. In French with English subtitles. At Village Square. (101 min.) NR; sexual situations.
MAO'S LAST DANCER
(C+) A Chinese peasant boy trains at the prestigious Beijing Dance Academy, goes to the U.S. on a cultural exchange -- and defects when he falls in love with an American -- in a fact-based drama featuring Chi Cao, Bruce Greenwood, Kyle MacLachlan and Joan Chen. Director Bruce Beresford ("Driving Miss Daisy") packs this tale of artistic aspirations and international politics with more corn than an Iowa silo. (117 min.) PG; brief violent image, sexual references, profanity, incidental smoking.
MY SOUL TO TAKE
(D) A serial killer returns to his hometown to stalk seven children born the night he supposedly died in the latest (and far from greatest) chiller from "Scream" writer-director Wes Craven. A dumb, derivative teen slasher movie (pointlessly rendered in 3-D) that would be uninspiring coming from any writer-director, let alone a genre master like Craven. (106 min.) R; strong bloody violence, sexual references, pervasive profanity.
NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS
(C+) The magical title nanny (Emma Thompson, who also scripted) rescues harried mom Maggie Gyllenhaal, who's trying to run the family farm while her solider husband (Ewan McGregor) is off fighting. Rhys Ifans (as a scoundrelly brother-in-law), Maggie Smith (as a ditzy shopkeeper) and Ralph Fiennes co-star in this sequel to the family-friendly 2005 fantasy, which displays a warm naturalism and an old-fashioned cheerfulness uncommon in most contemporary kids' movies. (109 min.) PG; rude humor, profanity, mild thematic elements.
NOWHERE BOY
(B) John Lennon's pre-Beatles Liverpool youth inspires a poignant biopic that would be absorbing even if its title character hadn't grown up to be one-quarter of the Fab Four. "Kick-Ass' " Aaron Johnson looks nothing like Lennon, but expertly captures his confusion, pain -- and pain-in-the-butt rebelliousness. But the real standouts here are Anne-Marie Duff ("The Last Station") as his troubled mother Julia and Kristin Scott Thomas as his stern Aunt Mimi, who raised him. (97 min.) R; profanity, sexuality, smoking. (C.C.)
THE OTHER GUYS
(B-) Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg make an amusingly arresting team as mismatched New York City detectives -- one a by-the-book desk jockey, the other a street guy itching for action -- who stumble onto Wall Street chicanery. Not the bust-a-gut buddy-cop spoof it wants to be -- it careens between action and comedy too much for that -- but its intermittent goofiness makes it easy enough to go along for the ride. (107 min.) PG-13; crude and sexual content, profanity, violence, drug material. (C.C.)
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
(D+) If there was any lesson to draw from the first "Paranormal Activity," it's that men should take their girlfriends' concerns seriously, especially when it comes to encounters with the demonic. This slightly Hollywood-ized sequel follows similar gender lines, as a family of four (Sprague Grayden and Brian Bolden play the parents) wilt when a malevolent presence haunts their house. Once again, almost everything we see is from surveillance cameras, a perspective that makes the sequel's frights seem natural -- and almost everything else seem boring. (91 min.) R; profanity, brief violent material.
RED
(C+) When a mysterious hit squad tries to take out a former CIA black-ops agent (Bruce Willis), he rounds up a few "Retired, Extremely Dangerous" colleagues (Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren) to find out why in yet another comic-book adaptation with the accent on run-and-gun fun. Its top-chop cast (which also include Mary-Louise Parker, Karl Urban, Richard Dreyfuss and Brian Cox), seems to be having a collective blast, but "Red" keeps interrupting them for cartoony action sequences we've seen a zillion times before. (110 min.) PG-13; intense action violence, brief profanity. (C.C.)
RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE
(D) With the world ravaged by a viral infection that transforms its victims into the Undead, Alice (Milla Jovovich) continues her quest to find survivors and lead them to safety -- and her battle with the Umbrella Corp. Ali Larter, Kim Coates, Shawn Roberts, Boris Kodjoe, Wentworth Miller co-star for director Paul W.S. Anderson (Jovovich's husband), a serious contender for worst filmmaker in the biz. This fourth installment of the "Resident Evil" franchise is the first to go 3-D, but that doesn't improve this witless workout. (90 min.) R; strong violence, profanity.
SAW 3D
(D) In the seventh, presumably final chapter of the "Saw" saga -- the first in 3-D -- several of the diabolical Jigsaw's victims must deal with his deadly legacy, including a self-help guru (Sean Patrick Flanery) with his own dark secrets. Another autumn, another torture porn outing, despite a chilling flashback turn for Jigsaw himself (Tobin Bell) and the return of Carey Elwes. It's all bunk and has been for years; whatever moral lessons were presented in the earliest "Saw" films seem to have been dispensed with as the movies grow more and more gruesome. (87 min.) R; grisly bloody violence and torture, profanity.
SECRETARIAT
(B-) Get a horse: In the early '70s, feisty housewife Penny Chenery Tweedy (Diane Lane) literally bets her family's deep-in-debt horse farm on the success of a rangy thoroughbred who turns out to be the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years. Both Secretariat and Tweedy deserve better than this illustrated lecture, full of important Life Lessons in which Penny and her wonder horse show everyone what being a champion is all about. Yet "Secretariat's" thrilling racing sequences capture both the beauty and the pulse-pounding suspense of the title character's awe-inspiring feats. (116 min.) PG; brief mild profanity. (C.C.)
SHREK FOREVER AFTER
(C) It's not easy being green: The fourth (and, we hope, final) chapter of the fractured fairy-tale cartoon saga strands the restless title ogre (voiced by Mike Myers) in a twisted version of Far Far Away ruled by the unruly Rumplestiltskin. Not the worst "Shrek" sequel (that would be 2007's "Shrek the Third"), this nevertheless confirms that the franchise is long past its sell-by date; even the 3-D effects and the hilarious vocal stylings of Eddie Murphy's Donkey and Antonio Banderas' Puss in Boots aren't bright enough to lighten the prevailing been-there, seen-that mood. (93 min.) PG; mild action, rude humor, brief profanity. (C.C.)
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
(A-) Facebook's contentious birth in a Harvard dorm, as inventive but socially inept Mark Zuckerberg (a memorably unsympathetic Jesse Eisenberg) comes up with a revolutionary way for others to connect online -- alienating and/or betraying his own friends in the process. Andrew Garfield ("Never Let Me Go") and, of all people, Justin Timberlake anchor a standout supporting cast, while director David Fincher demonstrates his flair for fluid visual storytelling and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin delivers trademark biting dialogue. Overall, a sharply observed study of how, and why, some people prefer virtual life to the real thing. (120 min.) PG-13; sexual content, drug and alcohol use, profanity. (C.C.)
STONE
(C-) Together again for the first time since 2001's "The Score," Robert De Niro and Edward Norton can't save this strained, strangely unfocused drama about a calculating convict (Norton) trying to manipulate his world-weary parole officer (De Niro) into recommending his release -- with more than a little help from his semi-slutty, semi-nutty wife (a cartoonish Milla Jovovich). Despite earnest stabs at moral ambiguity, "Stone" sinks under the weight of its overblown philosophical musings -- and its initially intriguing, ultimately annoying characters. (105 min.) R; violence, sexual situations, nudity, profanity. (C.C.)
TAKERS
(C) Lifestyles of the rich and lawless: When smooth criminals (Idris Elba, Hayden Christensen, Paul Walker, Michael Ealy and Chris Brown) pull off a Los Angeles bank heist, a dogged detective (Matt Dillon) gives chase in a movie that recycles the usual cops-and-robbers claptrap in a routine workout that's not exactly redeemed by its attractive cast or rock-'em, sock-'em action sequences. (107 min.) PG-13; intense violence and action, sexual situations, partial nudity, profanity, drug references. (C.C.)
THE TILLMAN STORY
(B+) Pat Tillman was many things to many people: son, brother, husband, friend and football star -- one who gave up the NFL for life, and death, as an Army Ranger in Afghanistan. This compelling documentary from Amir Bar-Lev ("My Kid Could Paint That") explores the military's cover-up of the circumstances behind Tillman's death -- and the Tillman family's exhaustive efforts to expose the truth. (94 min.) R; profanity.
THE TOWN
(B) In an arresting crime thriller co-written, directed by and starring Ben Affleck, two wild cards threaten the continuing success of a blue-collar Boston heist crew: a hard-charging FBI agent ("Mad Men's" Jon Hamm) and the fact that the crew leader (Affleck) is falling for a witness (Rebecca Hall) who could put them all in jail. "Hurt Locker's" electrifyingly intense Jeremy Renner steals the movie from actor Affleck, but it's a mark of honor that director Affleck lets him get away with it. (125 min.) R; strong violence, pervasive profanity, sexual situations, drug use. (C.C.)
VAMPIRES SUCK
(D) What's in a name? An all-too-accurate description of the movie when it's "Vampires Suck," a scene-by-scene vamp of the Stephenie Meyer "Twilight" movies -- with the odd "True Blood," "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Gossip Girl," Kardashian and Lady Gaga gag tossed in -- from the folks who brought you "Disaster Movie," "Date Movie" and other lame parodies. Even by the standards of these things, which rely on an onslaught of jokey references to float, "Suck" s(t)inks. (88 min.) R; crude sexual content, comic violence, profanity, teen partying.
WAITING FOR 'SUPERMAN'
(B) Davis Guggenheim, director of the Oscar-winning "An Inconvenient Truth," puts a human face on another daunting problem -- the wretched state of America's public schools -- in a documentary that focuses on children victimized by a broken system and education reformers trying to fix it, with suspense and heartbreaking human drama as five kids (four from impoverished areas) hope to win coveted spots in alternative schools. Even if you don't have kids of your own, you'll find it hard not to get sucked in emotionally. (102 min.) PG; thematic material, mild profanity, incidental smoking.
WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS
(B) Greed is still (pretty) good: Michael Douglas reprises his Oscar-winning role of Gordon Gekko in Oliver Stone's timely sequel to 1987's "Wall Street," as just-out-of-prison Gekko tries to reconcile with his estranged daughter ("An Education's" Carey Mulligan), who's involved with a young Wall Street whiz (Shia LaBeouf) negotiating shark-infested investment waters. Frank Langella and Josh Brolin (Stone's "W." star) deliver sterling support as Wall Street titans old and new in an overstuffed tale that's surprisingly entertaining, despite its topical-depression subject matter. (133 min.) PG-13; brief profanity, thematic elements. (C.C.)
YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER
(B) When a long-married couple (Anthony Hopkins, Gemma Jones) splits, he tries to recapture his youth with a randy "actress" (Lucy Punch) while she consults a psychic; their daughter (Naomi Watts) develops a crush on her dashing boss (Antonio Banderas), while her husband (Josh Brolin), a struggling novelist, finds himself drawn to a new neighbor ("Slumdog Millionaire's" Freida Pinto). And so it goes in writer-director Woody Allen's latest, a deceptively droll diversion that revisits several of his favorite themes, from the occult's mysterious allure to the amazing ability of seemingly rational adults to justify the most unjustifiable behavior -- as long as it's theirs. (98 min.) R; profanity, sexual references. (C.C.)
