MOVIES
OPENING THIS WEEK
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
From cosmetics to cosmetic surgery, this documentary explores America's possibly unhealthy obsession with appearance, including the case of Reno's Darlene Jesperson, who was fired from Harrah's after more than 20 years because she refused to wear makeup. At Village Square. (105 minutes.) R; profanity, sexual references.
BABYLON A.D.
In this futuristic thriller, a post-apocalyptic mercenary (Vin Diesel) takes on a high-risk assignment: escorting a mysterious young woman (Melanie Thierry) and her guardian (Michelle Yeoh) from Russia to New York while trying to elude sinister kidnappers. At multiple locations. (90 minutes.) PG-13; intense violence and action, profanity, sexuality.
COLLEGE
It's wild-weekend time for three high school seniors (Drake Bell, Andrew Caldwell, Kevin Covais) visiting a local college as a rowdy fraternity recruits them as pledges, putting them through endless humiliation -- until they attract the attention of some sorority babes (Haley Bennett, Camille Mana, Natalie Walker). At multiple locations. (94 minutes.) R; pervasive crude and sexual content, nudity, profanity, drug and alcohol abuse.
DISASTER MOVIE
Spoofery's in season as unsuspecting 20-somethings find themselves bombarded by a variety of natural catastrophes -- and takeoffs of movies from "Indiana Jones" to "Iron Man," "The Dark Knight" to "Kung Fu Panda." Carmen Electra, Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Nicole Parker and Kim Kardashian lead the cast. At multiple locations. (90 minutes.) PG-13; crude and sexual content throughout, language, drug references and comic violence.
ELEGY
Philip Roth's novella "The Dying Animal" inspires this tale of an aging professor (Ben Kingsley) embroiled in a doomed-to-fail affair with a Cuban student (Penélope Cruz). Patricia Clarkson, Dennis Hopper and Peter Sarsgaard co-star. At Village Square. (108 minutes.) R; sexuality, nudity, profanity.
GOAL II: LIVING THE DREAM
After going from the streets of L.A. to the professional soccer fields of Britain (in 2005's "Goal! The Dream Begins"), Santiago Munez (Kuno Becker) gets an even bigger break when he moves from Newcastle United to Real Madrid. At Boulder Station. (115 minutes.) PG-13; sexual content.
MAMMA MIA! SINGALONG EDITION
Calling all Super Troupers: Sing, jive and have the time of your life at the singalong version of the hit ABBA musical, which arrives in theaters complete with onscreen lyrics to every musical number -- just in case you don't already know them by heart. At multiple locations. (108 minutes.) PG-13; sexual references.
TRAITOR
A former U.S. special operations officer (Don Cheadle), a practicing Muslim with terrorist connections, finds himself the target of federal agents in this topical thriller featuring Guy Pearce and Jeff Daniels. At multiple locations. (110 minutes.) PG-13; intense violent sequences, mature themes, brief profanity.
TRANSSIBERIAN
In this acclaimed Hitchcockian thriller, an eight-day train trip from China to Moscow sets the stage for intrigue and murder when married Americans (Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer) encounter a Russian narcotics detective ("Elegy's" Ben Kingsley) and a mysterious couple (Eduardo Noriega, Kate Mara). At Village Square. (111 minutes.) R; violence, torture, profanity, sexual situations.
ALREADY IN THEATERS
Movies are rated on a letter-grade scale, from A to F. Opinions by R-J movie critic Carol Cling (C.C.) are indicated by initials. Other opinions are from wire service critics.
BRIDESHEAD REVISITED
(B) More than 25 years after the hit British miniseries captivated PBS audiences, novelist Evelyn Waugh's classic tale of pre-World War II England shifts to the big screen, as young artist Charles Ryder (Matthew Goode) becomes embroiled with gay Oxford classmate Sebastian (Ben Whishaw) and his aristocratic family (including Emma Thompson as Sebastian's chilly, intensely Catholic mother and Hayley Atwell as Sebastian's sensuous sister). Julian Jerrold ("Becoming Jane") directs this lush, intellectual adaptation, which ventures where the fabled '80s miniseries couldn't. (135 min.) PG-13; sexual content.
BOTTLE SHOCK
(B) A corker, with engaging subplots, a heady bouquet and a good nose, this fact-based tale rates a toast. Alan Rickman stars as a snobby Brit who hopes to revive his faltering Paris wine shop by teaming up with a struggling Sonoma winemaker (Bill Pullman); their partnership shakes the wine world at a 1976 taste test in which the humble California wines best their pedigreed French counterparts. (110 min.) PG-13; brief profanity, sexual content, drug use.
THE DARK KNIGHT
(B) The Joker (an indelible Heath Ledger) wreaks havoc in Gotham City, prompting the interest of not only the Caped Crusader (Christian Bale) but crusading new D.A. Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart) in a sequel to 2005's "Batman Begins" that wants desperately to be taken seriously. Mostly, it deserves to be -- except when it takes itself too seriously for its own good. It's so overstuffed with characters, plots and counterplots that Batman sometimes seems like a supporting character, but Ledger's Joker is one for the ages. (152 min.) PG-13; intense violence and menace. (C.C.)
DEATH RACE
(C) In this supercharged remake of Roger Corman's 1975 cult fave "Death Race 2000," a ruthless prison warden (Joan Allen) taps an inmate (Jason Statham) for the title competition, the ultimate demolition derby in which combatants drive to kill -- or die. Ian McShane and Tyrese Gibson co-star in what emerges as a relentless, soulless action fantasy. Maybe that sounds like a good thing, but this is "Ben Hur" for video junkies: imposing on the surface, hollow at the core. (89 min.) R; strong violence and profanity.
GET SMART
(C+) Missed it by that much: Steve Carell steps into the (phone-equipped) shoes of Don Adams to play bumbling Maxwell Smart, a world-class intelligence analyst who gets the chance to trade his desk job for a globe-trotting field assignment, accompanied by savvy Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway). By grafting a typical origin story onto a typically breakneck espionage plot, this fails to capture the delirious slapstick lunacy of its '60s sitcom inspiration. Sorry about that, Chief. (110 min.) PG-13; rude humor, action violence, profanity. (C.C.)
HAMLET 2
(B) Brit wit Steve Coogan (alias "Tropic Thunder's" haplessly pretentious director), finally gets a movie all to himself, and it's a hoot: the sublimely silly saga of a failed actor turned drama teacher, who tries to save his high school's embattled theater program with a sequel to Shakespeare's "bummer" original, featuring new characters from Albert Einstein to Jesus Christ -- with the latter as the centerpiece of a musical extravaganza titled "Rock Me Sexy Jesus." From slapstick disaster to clueless self-absorption, Coogan's irresistible comic zing makes "Hamlet 2" swing. (92 min.) R; profanity, sexual references, brief nudity, drug content. (C.C.)
HANCOCK
(C) After he's saved by a boozy, surly superhero (Will Smith), a struggling L.A. marketing expert (Jason Bateman) volunteers to rehabilitate the snide good guy's tarnished image. An intriguing concept, but iffy execution -- and director Peter Berg's inability to meld the movie's jokey first half with its anguished, emotional conclusion -- makes for a bumpy ride indeed, even with Charlize Theron rounding out the classy starring cast. (92 min.) PG-13; intense sci-fi action and violence, profanity. (C.C.)
HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY
(B) When the mythical world rebels against humanity, hoping to take over Earth, demon superhero Hellboy (Ron Perlman) and his team -- including pyrokinetic girlfriend Liz (Selma Blair) -- lead the charge to save the planet. Like its 2004 predecessor, this has a middling storyline, made memorable by the freaky visions of writer-director Guillermo del Toro, who seems to have transplanted every weird creature he couldn't cram into "Pan's Labyrinth." In case you're wondering, that's a good thing. (110 min.) PG-13; sci-fi action and violence, profanity.
THE HOUSE BUNNY
(C) A Playboy Bunny (Anna Faris) gets booted from the mansion -- and finds refuge with clueless sorority sisters who are about to lose their house -- in a campus comedy featuring Colin Hanks (yes, his dad's named Tom), Rumer Willis (her dad's named Bruce), "American Idol's" Katharine McPhee -- and, inevitably, Mr. Playboy himself, Hugh Hefner. Despite a winning performance from Faris, this falls on its tail so many times that, before long, the perky pinkness turns bruising black-and-blue. (97 min.) PG-13; sex-related humor, partial nudity, brief profanity.
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
(B-) In your face, in more ways than one: The first live-action feature shot in digital 3-D is an update of Jules Verne's durable 1864 fantasy, about an absent-minded professor (Brendan Fraser), his surly teenage nephew (Josh Hutcherson) and an Icelandic guide (Anita Briem) on a fantastical, and possibly fatal, journey to the title realm. Without 3-D, it's just another empty-calories cinematic thrill ride; with 3-D, it's still a thrill ride, but at least it's a relatively fun one, with reach-out-and-touch images guaranteed to make you giggle, squirm -- or both at the same time. (92 min.) PG; intense adventure action, scary moments. (C.C.)
THE LONGSHOTS
(B) A Pop Warner football coach (Ice Cube) finds a secret weapon: an 11-year-old quarterback ("Akeelah and the Bee's" Keke Palmer) who happens to be a girl. Ex-Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst directs this fact-based heart-tugger, and it's a rough but heartfelt diamond; both Cube and Palmer are irresistible in a triumph-of-the-underdog sports movie where the triumph goes beyond a team to include a whole town. (94 min.) PG; thematic elements, mild profanity, brief rude humor.
MAMMA MIA!
(C) S.O.S.: Meryl Streep (having a blast, even when we're not) turns singing-and-dancing queen in this adaptation of the hit ABBA musical about a former rock singer, now living on a Greek island, whose three ex-flames (Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsg?rd) show up at her daughter's wedding. Occasionally entertaining, often excruciating, this boasts a stellar cast (augmented by "Big Love's" Amanda Seyfried and scene-stealers Christine Baranski and Julie Walters), but the narrative thread's flimsier than dental floss -- and director Phyllida Lloyd, who helmed the stage original, hasn't the slightest idea how to direct a movie. (108 min.) PG-13; sexual references. (C.C.)
MIRRORS
(D) Shine off: A fire-ravaged department store harbors a horrific secret that threatens a cop-turned-security guard (Kiefer Sutherland) and his family. Inane, dull and about as scary as a bottle of Windex, this "Shining" rip-off substitutes a deserted department store for "Shining's" hotel and a strung-out Sutherland for strung-out Jack Nicholson, making this minor chiller a major downer from talented "High Tension" director Alexandre Aja. (100 min.) R; strong violence, disturbing images, profanity, brief nudity.
THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
(C-) The third time's definitely not the charm for this poor man's Indiana Jones franchise, which reaches new depths of absurdity as intrepid Rick O'Connell (a game Brendan Fraser) and his archaeologist wife Evelyn (miscast Maria Bello, replacing Rachel Weisz), retired from globe-trotting, head to China after their rebellious son (a charmless Luke Ford) unearths the remains of a cursed, shape-shifting emperor (martial arts whiz Jet Li). More often labored and lumbering than fun, this proves the "Mummy" saga should stay buried. (112 min.) PG-13; adventure action, violence. (C.C.)
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
(B-) Reefer madness: In the latest romp from producer Judd Apatow's comedy factory, a hapless stoner ("Knocked Up's" Seth Rogen, who also co-wrote the script) witnesses a murder -- and runs for his life, his even more hapless pot dealer (a delightfully childlike James Franco) in tow. Powered by their pricelessly dopey repartee, "Pineapple Express" proves uproarious in fits and starts, but eventually falls victim to its own randomness -- and a nasty violent streak that undercuts the movie's sweetly addled bromance. (111 min.) R; pervasive profanity, drug use, sexual references, violence. (C.C.)
THE ROCKER
(C) School of schlock: Dumped by his bandmates, a forgotten former member ("The Office's" nerdy Rainn Wilson) of an '80s hair band exacts revenge when, two decades later, he takes his nephew's high school rock group to the top. Christina Applegate and Jeff Garlin co-star in an amiable but lightweight variation on "School of Rock" that could have used a lot more comic spark -- and a lot more rebellious 'tude. (102 min.) PG-13; drug and sexual references, nudity, profanity. (C.C.)
ROMAN DE GARE
(B) French New Wave legend Claude Lelouch ("A Man and a Woman") returns with this twisty thriller (its title translates loosely as "Airport Novel") about a celebrated crime novelist (Fanny Ardant), her missing ghostwriter -- and a serial killer. It's vintage Lelouch, a cinematic page-turner racing from chic winery to hardscrabble farm to sleek yacht on the Mediterranean. In French with English subtitles. (103 min.) R; brief profanity and sexual references.
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2
(B) The magic jeans are an even better fit the second time around, as the four title characters (America Ferrara, Blake Lively, Alexis Bledel and Amber Tamblyn) face the first summer after freshman year on their own, from a Vermont theater festival to an archaeological dig in Turkey, before reuniting on the picturesque Greek isle of Santorini. All four, especially standouts Ferrara and Tamblyn, are far more nuanced performers than they were in the 2002 original, and while this isn't exactly deep, it is deeply felt -- and a refreshing change from most movies aimed at, and about, teenage girls. (117 min.) PG-13; mature material, sexual references.
STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
(C) The "Star Wars" saga explores a new cinematic galaxy -- animation -- as Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Master Yoda lead the Jedi knights struggling to save the Galactic Republic. Harmless and mostly charmless, this truly cartoonish animated adventure is to "Star Wars" what karaoke is to pop music, making the special magic of that long-ago galaxy seem far, far away indeed. (98 minutes.) PG; sci-fi action violence, brief profanity and smoking.
STEP BROTHERS
(C-) "Talladega Nights" teammates Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly take a big step downward for this alleged comedic romp about two overgrown cases of arrested development forced together when one's mother (Mary Steenburgen) marries the other's dad (Richard Jenkins). Ferrell and Reilly share a fearless, anything-for-a-laugh abandon, but the doofus deadpan chemistry that made "Talladega Nights" such a hoot has all but vanished, replaced by a strident obnoxiousness bordering on desperation. (95 min.) R; crude and sexual content, pervasive profanity. (C.C.)
SWING VOTE
(B-) A beer-guzzling Joe Sixpack (Kevin Costner) becomes the sole deciding vote in a deadlocked presidential election, sparking a media circus in his New Mexico hometown -- and a chance for his precocious daughter (Madeline Carroll) to get her goofball dad to act his age. This timely, yet timeless, political comedy boasts a winning supporting cast (including Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Hopper, Nathan Lane and Stanley Tucci) and provides a welcome reminder that Costner can still make contact when he gets a pitch he can hit. (110 min.) PG-13; profanity. (C.C.)
TROPIC THUNDER
(B+) When the studio pulls the plug on their bloated Vietnam War epic, the self-absorbed stars (Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Ben Stiller, who also directs) bungle into the jungle -- and wind up battling real-life bad guys. Gory, vulgar and wickedly funny, this equal-opportunity offender gleefully bites the Hollywood hand that feeds it before licking the very same hand and hoping nobody will take it too personally. (Especially the folks who finance big-budget movies like "Tropic Thunder.") Even so, this wimps out far less than most wannabe showbiz satires -- and the top-chop cast, led by the brilliant Downey, makes the most of its irreverence. (107 min.) R; pervasive profanity, sexual references, violence, drug use. (C.C.)
VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
(A-) Another year, another minor Woody Allen masterpiece. This one's a deceptively blithe, breezy tale of two American students in Spain -- one sexually adventurous and free-spirited (Scarlett Johansson), the other strait-laced and engaged (Rebecca Hall) -- who become entangled with a seductive painter (Javier Bardem) and his fiery ex-wife (Penélope Cruz). This bittersweet meditation on love and art may not be Allen's best, but it's definitely his best in years. (96 minutes.) PG-13; sexual references, smoking.
WALL-E
(A) Play it again, Pixar: "Finding Nemo" writer-director Andrew Stanton strikes again with a wonderful, full-of-wonder tale about a lonely garbage-compactor robot, stranded on an abandoned 29th-century Earth, who follows an alluring probe droid back to her mother ship -- and discovers what happened to the humans who used to occupy the planet. Skipping from poignant comedy to sly satire, "Wall-E" deftly synthesizes cinematic influences from Charlie Chaplin to "Star Wars' " R2-D2, yet it never feels derivative, thanks to a magical blend of soaring imagination and down-to-earth emotions. (97 min.) G; all ages. (C.C.)
WANTED
(C-) Un-"Wanted": Angelina Jolie plays a kick-butt killer training a mild-mannered office drone ("Atonement's" James McAvoy) to take his place in a clandestine society of assassins. This mindless, soulless action workout confuses quantity with quality, style with substance, adrenaline with artistry. Not content to concentrate on mere mayhem, it aims for something more and winds up achieving less, trying to pass off a heaping helping of the old ultra-violence as something visionary and profound. (110 min.) R; strong bloody violence, pervasive profanity, sexual situations. (C.C.)
