MISSING LINKS

Valentine's Day is a few days away, and perhaps you've found yourself without a gift to give your beloved. Head over to www.cubeecraft.com, where you download patterns, print them out, cut and fold and voila, an adorable square-headed figure. Get everyone from Superman to President Obama, and to save your bacon on Saturday, a "Val-09 Love Machine."

We Americans love our food, the greasier the better. Whether you're on a diet and just like to fantasize, or are looking for the next heart attack on a plate, cruise over to thisiswhyyourefat.com. Behold creations such as a 7-pound breakfast burrito, corn dog pizza and a french fry-wrapped hot dog on a stick.

Think you're a pretty good judge of age? Visit howoldareyou.net, where you can attempt to guess people's ages based on a photograph. Some are pretty easy, while some will have you saying "Whoa." You can also submit your own photo if you want to know how you're holding up.

Do you have an interesting Web site you'd like to share with other readers? Send it to Melissa Sullivan at msullivan@reviewjournal.com.