DON’T MISS IT

CHELSEA HANDLER

If you want to catch Chelsea lately, you're paying more money and sitting farther back than last year. This funny lady's blowing up so big, she's playing the Colosseum at Caesars Palace, 3570 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets for the 10:30 p.m. Saturday show are $49.50-$99.50; call 731-7333.

THIRD EYE BLIND

The usually deafening music at Pure will blind today as well, as Stephan Jenkins and his crew grind it out at 8 p.m. at the dance spot inside Caesars Palace, 3570 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $38.50; call 731-7333.

DUEL IN THE DESERT

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday! It's 40 laps of fender-slamming stock car racing on dirt instead of pavement at 5 p.m. at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, 7000 Las Vegas Blvd. North. Tickets are $19, $15 for seniors and military, $5 for kids 6-12; call 644-4444.

THE SWEETEST TRICK DIABETES HEALTH FAIR

Magician Dixie Dooley escapes from a coffin full of candy to promote diabetes awareness from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Sunday at the Royal Resort Hotel, 99 Convention Center Drive. (Wow, this really is Las Vegas.) Admission is free and includes diabetes health screenings. Call 336-3338.

WEC 44: BROWN VS. ALDO

The World Extreme Cagefighting featherweight title will be decided when Brazilian upstart Jose Aldo takes on current champ Mike Brown at 3 p.m. Wednesday at The Pearl at the Palms, 4321 w. Flamingo Road. Tickets are $54-$179. Call (800) 745-3000.

Don't Miss It is compiled by Las Vegas Review-Journal reporter Corey Levitan. Contact him at 383-0456 or clevitan@reviewjournal.com.