DON’T MISS IT

DON RICKLES

Mr. Warmth loves telling jokes to intelligent fans. Also to you, hockey puck. See this Las Vegas legend at 8 p.m. Saturday and Sunday in the Showroom at The Orleans, 4500 W. Tropicana Ave. Tickets are $82.50-$110; call 365-7075. But whatever you do, don't sit in the first three rows.

AN EVENING WITH PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON

Like Celine Dion, his heart will go on and on. Despite surgery on a clogged artery, the 42nd U.S. president did not cancel this lecture. Expect him to address the challenges of managing globalization and the recent Haiti earthquake at 7:30 p.m. Monday at Celine's place (the Colosseum at Caesars Palace, 3570 Las Vegas Blvd. South). Tickets are $35-$150; call 731-7333.

WHICH ONE'S PINK -- A TRIBUTE TO PINK FLOYD

L.A.'s premier Floydians slip into the Hilton Theater at the Las Vegas Hilton, 3000 Paradise Road, at 8 p.m. Wednesday. Wishing you were here? Tickets are $18.21-$25.91; call 732-5755.

CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION

Celebrate the year of a tiger who doesn't golf or commit adultery. Traditional Asian dancing and martial arts performances run from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Sunday at Las Vegas Chinatown Plaza, 4255 Spring Mountain Road. Admission is $3 for adults, $1 for kids ages 6-12, free for kids 5 and under; call 221-8448.

DAVID SPADE

The comedy ace returns with his pair to The Venetian, 3355 Las Vegas Blvd. South, at 9 p.m. Thursday through Feb. 27. Tickets are $65.75-$105.75; call 414-9000.

Don't Miss It is compiled by Las Vegas Review-Journal reporter Corey Levitan. Contact him at 383-0456 or clevitan@reviewjournal.com.