DON’T MISS IT

BILL MAHER

New rule: Before you see Bill Maher, eat a light dinner. Your gut may bust at 10 p.m. today and 8 p.m. Saturday and Sunday at the Orleans Showroom, 4500 W. Tropicana Ave. Tickets are $60.50-$88; call 365-7075.

THE OFFSPRING

The Offspring come out and play The Pearl at the Palms, 4321 W. Flamingo Road, at 8 p.m. Saturday. Tickets are $49.50; call 942-7777.

HOME SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA

Filling up the Las Vegas Convention Center after seven years at Cashman Center, this annual spring event features 450 exhibitors selling everything the do-it-yourself homeowner could want besides a new mortgage. Shop from noon-7 p.m. today, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Saturday, and 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday. Admission is $6, $5 for seniors and free for kids under 18; call 760-720-7181.

"GERSHWIN & BERLIN ON BROADWAY"

The Southern Nevada Musical Arts Society puts the Musical Arts Chorus, Musical Arts Singers and guest soloists under the direction of Douglas Peterson for 50 songs by two of America's great composers at 8 p.m. Saturday and 3 p.m. Sunday at the College of Southern Nevada's Nicholas J. Horn Theatre, 3200 E. Cheyenne Ave., North Las Vegas. Tickets are $12 for adults, $9 for seniors; call 651-5483.

JEWELRY LAUNCH PARTY

Christina Aguilera hosts the 2009 collection launch for British jewelry designer Stephen Webster at 10 p.m. today at Tao nightclub at The Venetian. Admission is $20; call 388-8588.