It’s a little-known fact of film criticism: Saturday morning screenings are almost universally awful.

Christopher Lawrence
Just in time for Halloween, Showtime is unleashing one of the creepiest, most depraved characters you’ll ever see on television: Warren Steed Jeffs.
You wanna win the war on drugs? Find a way to get each cartel boss alone in a room, then have Benicio Del Toro glare at him. It won’t be long before the world’s supply of illicit substances dwindles to whatever weed Seth Rogen happens to be holding.
Space travel + ’70s-era radio hits = awesomeness.
“You know, plenty of shows out there are, like, ‘Here’s the kid with cancer; now give me an Emmy.’ We’re a show that’s here to show you a hell of a good time for 45 minutes each and every week. That’s our job.”
We’ve reached the point where there are almost as many people making TV shows as there are watching them. Here’s a look at the 22 new series the networks are trotting out this fall. And, as always, dates and times are subject to change.