Earn a hangover with The Mapes

It promises to be almost fun as an open bar -- until the next morning hits like a thunderstorm of anvils. Earn a gnarly hangover the right way with Vegas punks The Mapes, who surely will delight in putting the "turd" in Saturday, along with fellow ragers 1/2 Ast, hard-core cover band Dick Falcon and San Fran's LA Plebe. Just make sure to have the Pepto Bismol within arm's reach, dudes.

See the bands at 10 p.m. Saturday at the Bunkhouse, 124 S. 11th St. Call 384-4536.

-- By JASON BRACELIN