‘Phoenician Scheme’ is as Wes Anderson as a film can be

“They say you murdered my mother,” the young would-be nun tells the shady tycoon. “I feel the need to address this.”

There’s something about the deadpan delivery and the clear-eyed manner that makes you sit up and take notice of Liesl, and even more of Mia Threapleton, who plays her in “The Phoenician Scheme.” (And there’s another thing, too obvious to ignore: Boy, does she ever resemble her mom, Kate Winslet.)

A vivid presence despite her dry-as-dust tone, Threapleton makes a splendid Andersonian debut here as half the father-daughter duo, along with Benicio Del Toro, that drives the director’s latest creation. Their emerging relationship is what stands out amid the familiar Andersonian details: the picture-book aesthetic. The meticulous production design (down to those fascinating closing credits). The chapter cards. The “who’s who” of Hollywood cameos. And most of all the intricate — nay, elaborate; nay, labyrinthine — plot.

Indeed, Anderson seems to be leaning into some of these characteristics here, giving the impression of becoming even more, well, Wes Anderson than before. He will probably delight his most ardent fans but perhaps lose a few others with the plot, which becomes a bit exhausting to follow as we reach the midpoint of this tale.

But what is the Phoenician scheme, anyway?

It’s a sweeping, somewhat corrupt dream of Anatole “Zsa-zsa” Korda (Del Toro), one of the richest industrialists in Europe, to exploit a vast region. We begin in 1950, with yet another assassination attempt on Korda — his sixth plane crash, to be exact.

Suddenly, Korda is in the cockpit, ejecting his useless pilot and asking ground control whether he should crash into a corn or soybean field. The media mourns his passing — then he turns up, one eye mangled, biting into a husk of corn. As usual, reports of his death have been … you know.

Recovering at his estate, Korda summons Liesl from the convent where he sent her at age 5. He wants her to be his sole heir — and avenger, should his plentiful enemies get him.

But Liesl isn’t very interested in the Korda Land and Sea Phoenician Infrastructure Scheme. What she wants to know is who killed her mother. She also mentions she and her father haven’t seen each other in six years. And she wonders why none of his nine sons will be heirs. But Korda wants her.

They agree to a trial period.

We should have mentioned by now the tutor and insect expert, Bjørn. In his first Anderson film but probably not the last, Michael Cera inhabits this character with just the right mix of commitment and self-awareness. “I could eat a horse,” he muses in a silly quasi-Norwegian accent before lunch, “and easily a pigeon!”

Now it’s on the road they go, to secure investments in the scheme. Naturally, the voyage involves a long line of characters only Anderson could bring to life.

Among them: the Sacramento consortium, aka Tom Hanks and Bryan Cranston, who hinge their financial commitment on the outcome of a game of HORSE.

Next it’s to Marseille Bob (Mathieu Amalric), then to Marty (Jeffrey Wright), leader of the Newark Syndicate, who offers a blood transfusion to Korda because, oh yes, he was shot by terrorists at the previous meeting. (Don’t worry, the guy is indestructible.)

Then there’s Cousin Hilda (Scarlett Johansson), whom Korda seeks to marry to get her participation in the investment.

Back on the plane, the group is strafed by a fighter jet. Soon, it’ll be revealed that one of them is a mole. We won’t give it away.

We also shouldn’t tell you what happens with the scheme — it was all about the journey, anyway.

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